Oxbow's Brain Project Status Update 5/31/1999

Our head theoretical sanitation engineer explains the current problem inputing data to Oxbow's brain:  "I was using super-glue trying to fix something I once said in broken English and accidentally glued my fingers to my tongue.  I can't type anything now without saying it out loud.  As nobody could have foreseen, I won't be typing anything more until this condition is remedied.

I want to stress that I really really enjoyed the great times I had typing away in silence, writing things I couldn't say out loud, saying things I couldn't type in silence, and feeling things I couldn't easily wash off.  I feel a huge sense of sadness and loss that this opportunity has been wasted away."

He has been sent out to be flogged.  We are still optimistic that this whole thing can be stopped in its footsteps before any permanent damage occurs.